Weekend Humor

Two guys are playing a round of golf when they get stuck behind two women. Eventually, one of the guys walks over to ask if they can play through. He scuttles back and says... "Yo Man, when I got closer, I realized it was my wife and my jump-off (mistress)," he says. "You go and ask them instead."

"Okay, give me a minute." says the other guy. The other guy walks over to the women but hurries back and says... "Hey man, one of them gals is my wife and the other is my jump-off. Small world, huh?"