Weekend Humor

Claude is getting into the shower just as Toni ,his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

Toni quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Drake, their next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Drake smiles leeringly and says, " Antoinette,‘I’ll give you $800.00  if you ,uh drop that towel.’'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Drake, He smiles slyly and after a few minutes, Drake hands her $800.00 and leaves.

Toni wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, Claude asks, ‘'Hey,Who was that?’

‘It was Drake that guy from next door,'’ she replies.

‘'Kool,'’ Claude says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’'