Weekend Humor (Several Bar Jokes)

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: I would much rather have the money.

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry. I am planning on having a headache this weekend.

He: Go on. Don't be shy, ask me out.
She: Okay. Go out.

He: I think I could make you very happy?
She: Why? Are you leaving?


Have a great weekend  everybody!