Weekend Humor

A man goes to a restaurant and is seated by an extremely sexy waitress.

When she asks him for his order he replies, "I'll have a quickie."

The waitress storms off angry.

After she regains composure she comes back and asks him once again what he will have.

He replies, "All I want is a quickie."

She can't control herself this time so she slaps him in the face...

"Heyyyyyyyy what the hell is eatin you?" says the man.

Another man ,sitting near him leans over and whispers,

 "Sir, I think it's pronounced ''Quiche'."

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!