Friday, December 30, 2016

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

In A Nutshell

This is what I try to explain to people!

Monday, December 26, 2016

You Want My Tolerance? (You've Gotta Be Kidding)

(I didn't write this...but I could have...)

I listened as you called my President a Muslim, as though there was something wrong with that.
I listened as you called him and his family a pack of monkeys.
I listened as you said he wasn't born here.
I watched as you blocked every single path to progress that you could.
I saw the pictures you made of him as Hitler.
I watched you shut down the government and hurt the entire nation, twice.
I watched you turn your backs on every opportunity to open a worthwhile dialog.
I watched you say that you would not even listen to any choice for Supreme Court no matter who the nominee was.
I listened as you openly said that you will oppose him at every turn.
I watched as you did just that.
I listened.
I watched.
I paid attention.
Now, I'm being called on to be tolerant.
To move forward.
To denounce protesters.
To "Get over it."
To accept this...
I will not.
I will do my part to make sure, this great American mistake, becomes the embarrassing footnote of our history that it deserves to be.
I will do this as quickly as possible, every chance I get.
I will do my part to limit the damage that this man can do to my country.
I will watch his every move and point out every single mistake and misdeed in a loud and proud voice.
I will let you know in a loud voice every time this man backs away from a promise he made to you.
The people who voted for him. Yes you, the ones who sold their souls and prayed for him to win.
I will do this so that you never forget.
And you will hear me.
You will see it in my eyes when I look at you.
You will hear it in my voice when I talk to you.
You will know that I know who you are.
You will know that I know what you are.
Do not call for my tolerance. I've tolerated all I can.
Now it's your turn to tolerate the ridicule.
Be aware, make no mistake about it, every single thing that goes wrong in our country from this day
forward is now Trump's fault just as much as you thought it was Obama's.
I find it unreasonable for you to expect from me, what you were entirely unwilling to give."

Author unknown.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Friday, December 23, 2016

Weekend Humor

The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.

The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let me kiss you for fifty dollars?" 
 
"Certainly not!" exclaimed the young woman, and the businessman returned to his paper.

A short while later he looked across again and said "Would you let me kiss you for a thousand dollars?" 

 
After a brief pause, the woman replied "Yes, I suppose I would." 

 
Again the man returned to his newspaper. 


A few minutes later the man asked "Would you let me kiss you for five dollars?


"Certainly not!" replied the young woman, getting angry now 

 "Five bucks! What kind of girl do you take me for?" she asked.

"We've already established that"
replied the man, "We're just haggling over the price!"


HAVE A SEXALICIOUS WEEKEND!

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Outrage, What Outrage?


I heard a rumor that Vladmir Putin , who is said to be a great crooner has agreed to sing at President Elect Donald Trump's inauguration in a few weeks.


Yeah, Vladmir Putin has released the lists of songs he will be singing at Trump's innauguration in a few weeks...He's starting out with "Strangers in The Night.." I heard him sing this at rehearsals and I must say...except for the heavy accent..He sounds almost like Sinatra...He's also going to sing..."You and I (We can conquer ze world) He won't make me forget Stevie Wonder..but he did it pretty good...and for his encore he plans to sing "Love Will Keep us together.." Wow! Quite an ecclectic collection of songs...I for one can't wait! How bout you?
I'm kidding about all of that....but still this Bromance between Trump and Putin should worry you...It should enrage you lovers of liberty....and yet I don't see the outrage that you would see if say I mentioned Colin Kaepernick kneeling and not standing for the pledge of Allegiance in protest to the police shootings of African-Americans...Something that is his right as a citizen of these United States...
Did you notice  that we haven't heard a thing about Hillary's emails since the election and the same folks who were so outraged over her emails aren't the least bit worried about Russian interference in our election...No big deal to them...Which just goes to show that people pick and choose what they want to be outraged about! (Or rather they allow FOX NEWS TO TELL THEM WHAT TO BE OUTRAGED ABOUT!)


We are all just a nation of sheep....THINK....It Aint illegal yet!!!! STAY WOKE!

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Monday, December 19, 2016

Friday, December 16, 2016

Weekend Humor

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" 

"Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

Everybody have a safe and warm weekend!

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Monday, December 12, 2016

Friday, December 9, 2016

Weekend Humor

I'll just leave that one right here....Everybody have a Happy Non-Political Weekend!

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

What I've Learned


1.Everybody's Voice sounds Fuller In The Shower.

2.I Can't read a book in a room of a lot of people.

3. I like living in my head. 

4.Never let your right hand know what your left hand is doing...My Grandmother taught me that! 

5. You can't tell people what they should like...To Each his own...

6.Trying to hard to follow a rule does more harm than good...Especially if you don't agree with that rule.

7. Boredom keeps me going, makes me creative....I hate the same old (safe) thing!

8.Trying to Please everybody is ultra stressful.

9. Happy Wife, Happy Life....It's true...

10. The Older You Get....The harder it is to lie to yourself!

PEACE!

Monday, December 5, 2016

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Not Okay With This

It says a lot about how America is falling apart when the Native Americans are treated this way by our law enforcement community. I stand for the original Americans rights to protect their land. The only land our forefathers saw fit to allow them to keep.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Weekend Humor - Three Good Ones)


Okayyyy, here goes-


A guy spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.


"That's a nice name." he said warming up the conversation.


"Who named you, your mother?" he asked.


"No, I named myself." she answered.


"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" he asked .


"Because I like cars, and I like men." she said looking directly into his eyes.


"So what's your name?" she asked.


He said "Beersex."


Twoooooooooooooooooooo!


A woman walks into a bar, and guy says, "Can I buy you a drink?"


"Sure." said the woman.


After a few moments of conversing she finally asked, "So what’s your occupation?"


He says "I’m a Carpenter." ....


"To what extent of carpentry do you work?" asked the woman.


The man states: "Well, I actually work exstensively with Wood. First, I get you hammered. Next, I nail you then, I screw all your friends."


And Threeeeeeeeeeeeeee....


U know u r an Alcoholic when:
• You lose arguments with inanimate objects. ...
• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
• Job interfering with your drinking.
• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
• You can focus better with one eye closed.
• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
• Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you
• You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.



Okayyyyy, Everybody have a great weekend!




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