Friday, December 7, 2018
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"the reporter asked.
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?" asked the farmer.
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"she asked.
"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?" he asked.
Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!