Weekend Joke

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful his roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between them and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but, I assure you that Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it... but, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So, he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian.

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But, the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.