Monk was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful super model that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife ,Juanita with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
He turned to his wife ,Juanita with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
Disclaimer :(Before anyone has a hernia...This joke has nothing to do with the couple portrayed in the above photo. I am not insinuating anything.)
Oh yes you are!!
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