Weekend Humor

A woman walks into a bar, and guy says, "Can I buy you a drink?"

"Sure," said the woman. After a few moments of conversing she finally asked, "So what’s your occupation?"

He says "I’m a Carpenter." ....

"To what extent of carpentry do you work?" asked the woman.

The man states "Well, I actually work exstensively with Wood.First, I get you Hammered .Next, I nail you and then, I screw all of your friends."

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!