Weekend Humor

Iwent to the US Patent Office yesterday trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle." She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle", I replied.

"What else do you have?" " A folding carton."I said.

"And what do you call it?"she asked.

"A Farton." I replied.

She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude." 

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without telling her about my folding bucket.

Everybody have a great weekend!