Weekend Humor

Bill was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear a locked steel panties so that she wouldn't cheat on him. He locks the panties and gives the key to his best friend Ed saying, "Bro, if I don't come back in 4 weeks, set her free".

Bill was only 30 minutes into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind him. It was Edward running after him.  

"What's wrong?" Bill asked.

Edward, still panting says, "You gave me the wrong key!"

Everybody have a super groovy weekend.

Marissa's Thanksgiving Wish!

When I heard the news I jumped for joy.... Marissa Alexander was freed a few nights ago...Just in time for Thanksgiving...I'm so glad that people are looking at her situation and in the post Trayvon Martin trial drama,not just forgetting a young African-American woman who is just as much a victim of Florida's 'Stand Your Ground "Law as young Trayvon Martin was.

As I said above..Marissa Alexander is free from jail in time to spend Thanksgiving with family she has not seen for much of the last three years.


The Florida woman – who had been serving a 20-year sentence for firing what she described as a warning shot at her abusive husband – was released from jail Wednesday night, according to a report from First Coast News. Her bond was set at $200,009.

Although no one was injured in the incident, a jury convicted Marissa Alexander of multiple counts of aggravated assault with a firearm in 2012, requiring a 20 year sentence thanks to Florida’s “10-20-Life” law, which sets mandatory minimum sentences for crimes committed with a gun. Her conviction was overturned in September when a judge ordered a retrial after finding that the jury instructions in her original trial were erroneous and had unfairly put the burden on Alexander to prove that she had fired her shot in self-defense.

Marissa Alexander has spent more than 1,000 days behind bars, according to her lawyers’ count, keeping her away from her youngest child for most of the first three years of her life.

The organizers behind the Free Marissa Now Mobilization Campaign cheered her release in a statement Thursday on the group’s Facebook page.

“We are thrilled that Ms. Alexander will be able to prepare for her new trial amid the support and love of her children and family from whom she has been separated far too long,” the statement read.

“The Free Marissa Now Mobilization Campaign is more determined than ever to win complete exoneration for Marissa Alexander.”

Her new trial is set to begin March 31, 2014.

It's a small victory...but I'll take it, as I'm sure Ms. Alexander will.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Even The Pope Weighs In On Right Wing Fantasies...

Yesterday Pope Francis sharply criticized growing economic inequality and unfettered markets in a lengthy paper outlining a populist philosophy that he says will guide his papacy as he pushes the Catholic Church to reach out more, particularly to the disenfranchised.

 Using sharply worded phrases, Francis decried an “idolatry of money” and warned it would lead to “a new tyranny.” And he invoked language with particular resonance in the United States, attacking an economic theory that discourages taxation and regulation and which most affiliate with conservatives.


“Some people continue to defend trickle-down theories which assume that economic growth, encouraged by a free market, will inevitably succeed in bringing about greater justice and inclusiveness in the world,” Francis wrote in the papal statement. “This opinion, which has never been confirmed by the facts, expresses a crude and naive trust in the goodness of those wielding economic power and in the sacralized workings of the prevailing economic system.”
“Meanwhile,” he added, “the excluded are still waiting.”


While Pope Francis has raised concerns before about the growing gap between the wealthy and poor since becoming pontiff in March, his direct reference to “trickle-down” economic theory in the English translation of his 50,000-word statement was striking.

The phrase has often been used derisively to describe a popular version of conservative or Republican economic philosophy that argues that allowing the wealthy to run their businesses unencumbered by regulation or taxation bears economic benefits that lead to more jobs and income for the rest of society. Liberals and Democratic officials have rejected the theory, saying it is contradicted by economic evidence.
The papal statement, known formally as an apostolic exhortation, is the first to be written entirely by Francis and discusses a wide range of topics, including the need for “broader opportunities for a more incisive female presence in the Church.” 

Pope Francis, who was elected to lead the church in March after the resignation of Pope Benedict, hailed from Buenos Aires and became the first non-European to lead the church in more than a millennium.


Since then, he has been the subject of fascination and attention among many Catholics, political leaders and people all over the world as he has taken a decidedly more populist approach to the papacy.

He has adopted a softer tone toward gay people, eschewed lavish features of the papal lifestyle, washed the feet of convicts and repeatedly urged greater effort to lift up the world’s poor.

Pope Francis’s focus on the subject is especially notable given dramatic changes in the world economy.
Many of the world’s richest countries are experiencing historic levels of income inequality, with the quality of the life for workers in the middle no longer improving.

Then again...I've said this before...All of this...

And even in the developing world, there are emerging concerns about inequality and whether workers will benefit from their countries’ increasing prosperity. In China, for instance, officials have made repeated promises to tackle the country’s widening income gap.

For my part... my mouth is hanging at Pope Francis' denounciation of bogus "trickle down" economic policies. I'm amazed and impressed.Now Fox News...Run and tell that!

D-Rose's Blues

It must hurt to be a Chicago Bulls fan right about now....I mean ,it must really hurt...I can imagine that this franchise had such hopes for the upcoming season....They're superstar was back and he looked good...Moving seemingly faster than ever before ....Explosive...side to side...Hitting shots....and now...
well....

Chicago Bulls star Derrick Rose is out for the remainder of the season....Again!

The team said that  D-Rose had successful surgery Monday morning in Chicago to repair a torn medial meniscus in his right knee. He was hurt Friday night at Portland.

The 2011 NBA MVP missed all of last season after tearing the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee in Chicago's 2012 playoff opener against Philadelphia. He has played in just 50 NBA games - 49 in the regular season and that lone playoff game - since the Bulls' run to the Eastern Conference finals during his MVP season.

The latest injury occurred in the third quarter against the Trail Blazers.
He lost his footing while trying to change direction to get back on defense when Nicolas Batum stole a pass from Joakim Noah and started the other way. Rose limped across the court and couldn't put any weight on his knee. After the Blazers scored, he came out of the game during a timeout.


 It didn't appear there was any contact on the play. D- Rose was unable to return and was on crutches afterward.

With D-Rose back, the Bulls were expected to challenge LeBron James and the Miami Heat for supremacy in the Eastern Conference and contend for their first championship since the Michael Jordan-Scottie Pippen era. Instead, they're in a familiar spot - trying to get by without their cornerstone player.

''We, of course, feel very badly for Derrick. He's in good spirits, about as well as can be expected under the circumstances, and he's already thinking about his rehab,'' coach Tom Thibodeau said Sunday, before the team announced their star was gone for the season. ''Typical Derrick. He's concerned about his team, his teammates.''

The top-seeded Bulls bowed out in the first round of the playoffs in 2012 against my Philadelphia  76ers after Derrick Rose went down and fell into a season-long holding pattern without him last year, waiting for a return that didn't happen.

His recovery took on a circus-like feel. Fans saw him shooting and dunking before games last season and wondered why he wasn't playing, particularly as the Bulls fought through injuries and illnesses down the stretch. Adidas released videos documenting his progress, but Rose mostly stayed in the background, saying little about his recovery. That changed midway through the season.

There was also speculation that D-Rose's camp was advising him to sit out last season and that there was a rift with the organization, particularly after older brother Reggie Rose ripped management for standing pat at the trade deadline. But Derrick Rose denied all of that.

All of that faded into the background he came  back this season - and insisting he could regain his MVP form.

He was off to an up-and-down start. He was averaging 15.9 points and was shooting just over 35 percent.
He was looking a little better in his last two games, with 19 points in a loss at Denver and 20 against Portland.

Without Rose in their line up, veteran Kirk Hinrich figures to start with second-year pro Marquis Teague backing him up.

''I think we have an understanding of what we need to do,''  Coach Thibodeau said. ''We can't feel sorry for ourselves. We have to circle the wagons, and then get out there and get the job done.''

 It must hurt to be a Chicago Bulls fan right about now....I mean ,it must really hurt...

Keith's Favorite Quotations

Weekend Humor -(Short and Corny)

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco

Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type here."

How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

What Do George Zimmerman's Defenders Think Of Him NoW?

Oh George...I get tired of writing about you...but you give me so much to write about. I can't believe that you're in trouble with the law yet again.....Today...you aimed your shotgun at your pregnant girlfriend...

George Zimmerman, acquitted in July in the fatal shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, was arrested Monday afternoon for allegedly pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend and pushing her out of her house as he packed to move out, the Seminole County Sheriff's Office said.

George Zimmerman barricaded himself in the house Samantha Scheibe rented in Apopka, which he had shared with her since around August, Chief Deputy Dennis Lemma said at a news conference. She gave deputies a key, and they pushed aside furniture he had piled against the door.

George Zimmerman was unarmed and offered no resistance when he was arrested about 1 p.m. Lemma said investigators believe two weapons are in the home -- a shotgun and an assault rifle -- and are seeking a search warrant. The arrest report said Zimmerman had apparently locked up the shotgun before deputies arrived.

George Zimmerman, 30, was booked for aggravated assault with a weapon, a felony, in addition to misdemeanor battery-domestic violence and criminal mischief. Scheibe was not injured.


He is being held without bail pending an initial court appearance at 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, which is customary in domestic violence arrests. Lemma said the sheriff will ask the judge to impose electronic monitoring if bail is granted, which is also standard in such cases.

The argument between Zimmerman and Scheibe, 27, involved "some kind of separation in their relationship," Lemma said.

According to the arrest report, after Scheibe told George Zimmerman to pack his things, he "cocked the shotgun" before putting the two guns in one case. She told deputies he then became upset as she carried his belongings out and he took out the shotgun. Scheibe said she was going to call police, and George Zimmerman pointed the weapon at her for a minute and "asked her if she really wanted to do that."
George Zimmerman then smashed a glass-top coffee table with the gun butt and ordered Sheibe out, she told deputies. He pushed her out and locked the door.


George Zimmerman was a neighborhood watch volunteer in a gated community in Sanford, Fla., when he shot Trayvon Martin, 17, on Feb. 26, 2012. Trayvon was black, Zimmerman is Latino. The shooting of Trayvon, who was unarmed, touched off protests across the nation. Some of the wrath targeted the state's "stand your ground" statute, although  George Zimmerman's lawyers opted to rely on a more standard self-defense argument at trial.

George  Zimmerman has had several involvements with authorities since his acquittal.
George Zimmerman's wife, Shellie, moved out of their house and filed for divorce in September. She and her father accused him of threatening them with a gun as they moved her belongings out of their Lake Mary home. Police handcuffed Zimmerman but later let him go.

Lake Mary police closed the case last week, saying that his wife declined to press charges and that there was no firm evidence Zimmerman had broken any laws.

He also has been pulled over three times for minor traffic incidents, twice receiving warnings and once issued a speeding ticket.

I'll tell you one thing... George Zimmerman is going to get the black experience finally as he is now forced to use a public defender....just like the brothers..

Its amazing that when a black boy was shot and killed by this man.. Millions of dollars poured in to defend him...He had a high powered legal team and FOX News pundits on his side...

.... That is until he messes with a white women... Now he gotta fend for himself with a public defender...just like the brothers.....I'm shaking my damn head!

America.
America.
God shed his grace on thee.....

More Monday Randomness

I'm not going to roll this out every Monday, but it's another Monday and I don't have a really big topic, just some general thoughts...

1.Taking a page out of the Tea Party playbook. The House voted for the Upton Bill which should dismantle so called Obamacare. The Affordable Care Act.  Fortunately ,I know and we all know that this Bill is dead on arrival when it hits the Senate. But so far 33 or 34 Democrats voted for it. Surprisingly only 3 Republicans voted against it.

HOWEVER... I need to find out which Democrats voted for it and list them. They need to be ousted from congress.

The Republicans and their bastard children, The Tea Party may all be a pack of liars and crooks but they remain united in being a pack of  liars and crooks. Its time the weak links in the Democratic Party not be given an opportunity to basically turn their backs on the folks who put them in office.

I'm going to find out who these turncoat Democrats are and talk about they mamas!

2.These mainstream media types never ceases to amaze me  on how they report news in order to get ratings instead of reporting  full and objective truth. They harp on this Healthcare website without stating how it has absolutely nothing to do  with the law. I recall that when Apple first rolled out the iPhone 4,with all of its errors, People complained mightily. I wonder how many of people who shelled out that $500.00 returned theirs and went back to using a Blackberry? Go ahead tell me.....I'll wait..........


(Crickets......)

Yeah..That's what I thought!

3.Then CNN and Fox are reporting that  President Obama now has a 39% approval rating...but say little to nothing about how the Congress in that same poll  has a 9%,approval rating. NINE PERCENT!!!! That's the lowest of all time isn't it?

 Congress is the tool any President needs to have a successful administration. And you expect President  Obama to work with THIS bunch of nuts? I know not one mainstream media "journalist" who has had a Congressional Republican on their program ask that Republican.to name the legislation they would replace so called Obamacare with. Not one. They give John  Boehner a pass each time he states that Obamacare needs to be repealed and  they never ask him to give the Republican alternative. Know why??  Because there is none, that's why...and that's what I've been saying for two years now!~

4.Food for thought... Dont you find it strange that at President Obamas lowest point,,Republican approval is still at a record low and hasn't increased ONE POINT since the shutdown?

This all ends when these clowns are voted out of Congress.

Obama's Mea Culpa

I have a feeling that this still will not be good enough for those on the right who have a knee jerk reaction to any and everything Obama and others gullible enough to believe the lies put out about the affordable care act..

Saying "we did fumble the ball," President Barack Obama announced a fix to the vexing problem of canceled health insurance policies Thursday. He told insurers they don’t have to cancel plans next year just because of the Affordable Care Act.
Insurers can continue the plans for 2014 on two conditions — they have to tell people what their plans don’t cover, and they have to let people know they do have the option of going onto the health insurance exchanges to buy new plans with federal government subsidies and perhaps go onto Medicaid.

"Insurers can extend current plans that otherwise would have been canceled in 2014," President Obama said.

The President also apologized for the messy rollout of the health insurance exchanges. "We should have done a better job of getting this right on Day One," President Obama told an hour-long White House news conference.

 "We did fumble the ball on it and one of the things I am going to do is make sure we get it fixed."

Critics of the health reform law, known widely as Obamacare, have made hay with reports that tens of thousands of people have been getting cancellation notices from their insurance companies, despite President  Obama’s repeated promises that people who like their insurance plans can keep them.

It had been reported that the White House knew the cancellations were coming.

"This is something I deeply regret because it's scary getting a cancellation notice," President Obama said at the news conference.

 "It’s on me. Those who got cancellation notices do deserve better and they received an apology from me. But they deserve more than words."

With this mea culpa ,he's miles ahead of most public officials who never apologize for anything or take responsibility for anything...but the Fox news crowd and the Tea Party will never see that.

One main goal of  so called  Obamacare  (I swear,I said I was going to stop calling it that!)was to get rid of what the White House says are the worst abuses of the insurance industry -- caps on coverage, policies that charged women three to five times what a similar man was charged, policies that didn’t pay for cancer screening.

Some of the policies that have been canceled were very inexpensive, part of the reason for the outrage. But insurance and health industry experts say it’s because they were so bare-bones, they wouldn’t have paid for much if they were ever needed. The White House keeps stressing that the new rules level the playing field a little bit, and offer most people much more in terms of coverage.

"A lot of people think, 'I've got pretty good health insurance', until they get sick," President Obama said. "If you received one of those letters, I encourage you to look at the marketplace."

Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has also pointed out that the policies being canceled are mostly individual policies, not the big group policies offered by employers that cover most Americans. Those policies often change every year anyway, HHS says.

According to America’s Health Insurance Plans, the industry’s group, 19 million Americans have individual plans.

Of course this is not explained to the masses...Don't look for Fox News or anybody in the Republican party to tell you this.

Weekend Humor

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?...

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man  Correct!

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
 Yeah!

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Well, Where's your Ferrari?

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!

The Fight For Marissa Must Continue

This is from the "I can't believe it" department....But after all it's Florida... I have been high lighting the Marissa Alexander case  on my blog, just as I highlighted the Trayvon Martin case a year earlier and most of this year.

Marissa Alexander, the woman who was given 20 years in prison for a warning shot against her abusive husband, has received some bad news.

Judge James Daniel not only denied bail for the woman, he also put off Alexander’s motion for a bond hearing until January 15, 2014. Alexander will have to wait two months to learn if she will be granted bond before her retrial.

The state’s argument is that there was no new evidence in the case, meaning that bail was not necessary for her case. Rather than making a decision about bail, the judge decided to avoid the decision altogether, keeping  Ms.Alexander behind bars. What a coward!

Ms.Alexander has continued to proclaim her innocence and  said that she only fired the gun in self-defense.  Marissa Alexander says that her ex-husband, Rico Gray, had a history of abuse, and that she was using the gun to defend herself.

Part of the reason for Marissa Alexander’s sentence is that her two sons were in the room when she fired at her husband, leading the court to declare that she’d put them in danger.

Marissa Alexander did win a major victory by getting the state to give her a new trial in March 13, 2013.  Advocates are claiming that her sentence was excessive, particularly given that it occurred at the same time, in the same state, that George Zimmerman was acquitted after admittedly killing an unarmed teen, Trayvon Martin.

They still have not explained that to my satisfaction.

Dr. Boyce Watkins, who advocates for equity in the criminal justice system, says that the Alexander case is typical.

“This case shows us two things,” says Dr. Watkins, who worked with Russell Simmons to get 175 celebrities to sign a letter to President Obama about mass incarceration.

“First, it shows that black people are not given justice in this system.  Secondly, it shows that we still do not take domestic violence seriously in this country and millions of women are harmed as a result.”

The fight against injustice goes on!   Free Marissa Alexander!