Friday, February 18, 2011

Weekend Humor


The Great Detective Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Sherlock Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Dr. Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Sherlock Holmes then said- "And what does that tell you Watson?"

Dr. Watson responded- "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant by comparison. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you Holmes?"

Sherlock Holmes paused exasperatingly and said to Dr. Watson "It tells me that somebody stole our damn tent."

In Loving Memory of My Aunt, Jeanne E. Faust-( 1927-2000) We told each other corny jokes like that all the time! Have a great weekend everybody!



6 comments:

Arlene said...

I thought that was hilarious!! Thanks for the "shout out" to my mom. Those were my dad's corny jokes that she repeated. She wouldn't tell the "good" ones he'd heard at work, the Navy Yard, because those jokes would have offended some. Our dad told the jokes he heard at work each night when we had dinner, together as a family. I do miss those days.

Enjoy the weekend cousin and hey, go by and see Li'l Jeanne's oldest sister! I bet she'd like a laugh!

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Ben said...

Humor makes strain our muscles become slightly reduced, high concentrations will make the job a person could be stess.

There is always a positive side of a good joke has it that gives a chance or spontaneity.

Gatut said...

Even the body also need entertainment to refresh organ function, try to love our bodies by giving the right to relax for a moment from the routine of work.

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