Friday, May 6, 2016

Weekend Humor



An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied,  

"They're all looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." 

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls.

So the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.

So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer,

 "Well son....She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."



Everybody have a Sexilicious ,Funkdacious Weekend!

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Now What?

First, Ted Cruz suspended his campaign...Or rather ended it...The Language these guys use is amazing...And now , John Kasich has suspended or ended his campaign...

Whether he has the delegates or not...For better or worse..The Republican Nomination is going to Trump!

The Republican Establishment doesn't like it....They were in the unenviable position of getting behind Trump ,who most of them consider laughable...a carnival barker...a Reality Talk show host....He's all those things...and like it not...He is their guy now! None of the establishment considered him a serious candidate when this thing began....

"Oh, he'll be gone soon."They said..

HE'S NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

He outlasted 16 other candidates...All of whom I thought were just as laughable as him....and is now the man in the spotlight!

The Republicans have only themselves to blame....They spent 8 years... 8 years opposing all things Barack Obama...Shutting down the government, pandering to the Tea Party and the nut fringe of their party and they never seriously groomed a candidate...a serious candidate to make a run for the seat...

So 17 people appointed themselves the next presidential candidate...Of the 17 maybe two were likable...Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio..  Then came Trump through the back door....The establishment laughed..."Him Again?" they said..

And now they cower....."HIM!!!!"

Yes Him!!! They can forget any hopes of a brokered convention....With Cruz and Kasich gone there is nobody to broker with...There is nobody who can deny him the delegates he needs...

Never underestimate the stupidity of your base!!!

This is the only period in modern history that a man like Trump could rise and seriously become a candidate...When the educational level of most of the populace is at an all time low...

I got to give it to Trump, he said all the wrong things...Things that would have sunk any other candidate and his popularity rose...Nothing stuck to him...Nothing he did, nothing his followers did, none of his outrageous statements...His lack of facts and knowledge about so much did him or his campaign any harm...

I kept waiting for him to do or say something that caused so much outrage it would deep six his campaign...It never happened...

His enemies in his own party were waiting too...

It never happened...

So In the end they were stuck with a man they can't take seriously and a man they hated...Ted Cruz

What a position to be in........

Meanwhile on the Democratic Front...Bernie Sanders won Indiana last night..


A small set back for Hill Roddy....She's so far ahead of him I hear...That despite his win last night ..It's only a matter of time before she becomes the nominee ...Or so they say.....


NOW WHAT?

All I know is...Things are going to get real interesting pretty soon!

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Ted and Carly

Sadly....This is no longer a joke!  He suspended his campaign last night!  Somebody has got to lay those staffers off!

Monday, May 2, 2016

What I've Learned


1.Don't ever make a decision in private that will come back and embarrass you in public.

2.Somebody tells you they have good news and bad news...Ask for the bad news first!

3.You don't know what you don't know!

4.You can never really schedule quality time...It just happens.

5. Always Do the work first...Then play!

6.When you entertain different points of view, you come out with fabulous solutions.

7.Learn to let your money make you more money!(I'm still tryin to learn that!)

8. Always believe you're good enough!

9. Remember that what people say about you and their opinions will never cut you a check!

10.Follow the beat of your own drum.

PEACE!

Saturday, April 30, 2016

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Thursday, April 28, 2016

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Don't Stay Home Today! (Vote)


It's election day here in Pennsylvania...Or I should say...Primary Day.....Use your power to vote...Don't stay home....Vote...Let your voice be heard!

Monday, April 25, 2016

Friday, April 22, 2016

PRINCE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

''Life is just a party and parties aren't meant to last."

REST IN PEACE!!

PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

June 7th 1958- April 21, 2016




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