Saturday, October 21, 2017

Friday, October 20, 2017

Weekend Humor

A man appears before St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven. "Have you done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

The man did not hesitate to say "Absolutely, on a trip near Reno I met a group of bikers who were threatening a lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. I walked up to the biggest, meanest-looking biker and kicked his bike over before punching him in the face and kicking him hard in the shin. I yelled 'Now back off or I'll beat the tar out of all of you!'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

The man frowned

"A couple of minutes ago."

Everybody have a great weekend!

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Monday, October 16, 2017

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Friday, October 13, 2017

Weekend Humor

A man gets pulled over for drunk driving and is put into handcuffs.

The female police officer that pulled him over tells him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

He stumbles and yells, "Tits!"

Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

What I've Learned

1.No matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

2.You can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

3.When you are in with love someone, you should treat them the way you feel, because sometimes just saying it isn’t enough.

4. Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. 

5. Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help. 

6.Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 

7.We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. 

8. You should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you’ll see them. 

9.No matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that. 

10.It’s not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.


Monday, October 9, 2017

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Random Thoughts

1. A White man who kills 59 people, and has a room full of guns is still not a terrorist!

2. Sexism appears to trump Racism in this country...

3.There is a lot of racism in this country disguised as patriotism.

4.No Matter how many Mass Murders there are in America, Somebody will always tell you that it's not the time to discuss gun control!

5. Teams are hiring Quarterbacks without winning records, quarterbacks that were stocking groceries last season and Colin Kaepernick (who appeared in the Super Bowl a few years back) still doesn't have a job!

6. America doesn't think it's ever appropriate for Black people to protest injustice...

7.People are angry at Cam Newton for his perceived sexist remarks to a female reporter, and yet they elected a man president who bragged that he liked to grab women by the pussy?? SMDH


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