Saturday, August 22, 2009

Weekend Humor


It's the weekend fam and I just had to share this joke, a friend shared with me yesterday...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon!

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead !

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead!

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So, the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this demonstration?"

A woman who was sitting in the back of the church, quickly raised her hand and said, "Well Pastor, as long as you drink liquor, smoke cigarettes, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

As you can guess, that pretty much ended the service right there!

Have a great weekend everybody! Smile

19 comments:

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Funny!!!!!!!! I needed that...I'm at work right now *blah*

Anonymous said...

LOL!!!!! This is to make a better weekend!

Toni said...

Just what I needed this afternoon!

Angie B. said...

Funny!

Brenda said...

Lolololol...I liked this!

Sunflower said...

This was funny!

Vanessa said...

I came to the same conclusion the woman in the back of the church came to.

Halo said...

Keith,you know that aint right! lolololol

Lisa said...

I need a good laugh tonight!

Jazzy! said...

Funny Fam!

James Perkins said...

Good One!

Simon Bastion said...

Lololol, of course that ended the church service! -:)

Tate2 said...

Good one!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Humorous!

Swaggie said...

Nice one Keith!

Sean said...

Funny...Nothing to talk about this weekend Keith? I see Friday and today, you've had the equivalent of filler on your blog..It's kool
you deserve a break..Thanks for always entertaining and never boring us!

Captain Jack said...

Cute!

Anonymous said...

ok Keith...now that was funny! Gotta run tell that!

Anonymous said...

Good One!




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