Saturday, October 10, 2009

Weekend Humor


Three nuns were attending a Phillies playoff baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were particularly blocking the view, the men decided to badge the nuns hoping that they would get annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, The first guy said,"I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there." Then, third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The Mother Superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you fellas all go to hell... there aren't any nuns there."

Have a great weekend everybody! Lol

16 comments:

Toni said...

ROTFLMBAO @ you! Thanks for that Keith!

Angie B. said...

I love "Weekend Humor", you haven't told a corny joke yet!

Sunflower said...

Have a great weekend Keith!

Jazzy said...

Good one Fam!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

That was Funny as Hell Keith!

Tate2 said...

Good One!

Cheryl said...

That was funny!

Brenda said...

Funny Story Keith!

Swaggie said...

Thanks Keith,I needed a good laugh
today!

Lisa said...

Nice ! -:)

Halo said...

Funny Story...Have a great weekend
Keith!

Vanessa said...

That was hillarious! I dug Mother Superiors comeback. lolol

James Perkins said...

Funny! Have a great weekend Keith!

Simon Bastion said...

Nice Comeback! Three cheers for Mother Superior-lolol.

Sean said...

Love your sense of humor Keith!
Enjoy your weekend!

Captain Jack said...

Funny Joke!




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