Friday, January 22, 2010

Weekend Humor


Okay, I just couldn't help but post this... it's too funny!

Five Rules For Men To Have A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Signed, Tiger Woods

Have a good weekend everybody!

18 comments:

Arlene said...

Old joke cousin but still cute. I think the previous signer was supposed to be Billy Dee Williams. Have a great weekend. I didn't get a chance to comment yesterday. I'm going back and add my two cents. (And give a shout out to anonymous.)

Toni said...

Too Cute!

Angie B. said...

You know you wrong ,right? lol

Cheryl said...

Funny!

Jazzy said...

That's just wrong fam ROTFLMBAO!

Brenda said...

An Oldie but goodie! lolol

James Perkins said...

Have a great weekend Keith!

Simon Bastion said...

Lolololol. Good one!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

I find nothing wrong with those rules! lolol..Just kidding ladies.

Captain Jack said...

Ahhhhh, Straight men....sigh lolol.

♥ CG ♥ said...

ROFL. Have a great one!

Lisa said...

Cute!

Halo said...

That's too funny Keith!

Vanessa said...

Awwww,Yall need to leave Tiger Alone!lol

Sunflower said...

Funny!

Tate 2 said...

That's cold man! lololol!

Swaggie said...

That's not right! ROTFLMAO!

Sean said...

Good one!




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