Friday, April 30, 2010

Weekend Humor


A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, Can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town. Are you familiar with Ressurection Baptist Church? I'd like for you to come to my church on Sunday and bring your family. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on Rev... You don't even know the way to the post office!"

2 comments:

Arlene said...

That's another cute one!! Thanks for the laugh to start the weekend. But I'm still going to church on Sunday to get some direction on how to get to heaven.

Love you cousin. Humor must run in the family. The movie COMPUTER LOVE was a hoot. **I used caps because I don't know how to make italics in this format.

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Ha-ha-ha! That's a good one!




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