Friday, July 23, 2010

Weekend Humor


After being with her all evening, Leroy couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have his boy, Lonnie, call his Blackberry so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he got the call, Leroy lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died." His blind date replied... " Thank heavens! Because if yours hadn't of, then mine would have had to!"

11 comments:

Toni said...

Hahahahahaha, Good One!

Angie B. said...

You is a fool! LOL!

Sunflower said...

Cute!

Brenda said...

That was cute!

Cheryl said...

Funny!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Yeah, that is cool. It really speaks to how even in the face of discomfort and unhappiness, we don't want to hurt someone's feelings with the truth.

Vertis said...

Funny story!

I think it's important to tell the truth even when it's difficult to do so. You might end up being the bad guy but at least people will know where you stand.

At that point,they can least make an informed choice on their next decision.

Reggie said...

Hey, the truth is, sometimes there is no chemistry.

I'm pretty sure we've all been here and done this.

Don said...

Funny and cold.

Unknown said...

Quite funny!

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