Friday, November 5, 2010

Weekend Humor


It's been a rough week for me politically, so here's a little humor for you to start your weekend off with... at least one smile!

A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself "Unique", a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long hair (It was probably a weave, but who cares?), long graceful legs... well, you get the picture. He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy. He thought to himself.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, and everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night, I promise tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"

She says,"Well, that sounds fantastic, but you really need to press 9 for an outside line."

5 comments:

Toni said...

Cute!

Angie B. said...

Good one!

Sean said...

I had to think a minute,but I got it..lol

Grover Tha Playboy! said...

You're crazy!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!!




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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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