Saturday Seven ( 7 things a grown man shouldn't have!)

1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk on the basketball court, your peepers should remain unblemished. If you're over 23, You should be smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you could possibly lose.

2.An empty refrigerator. Your Frig should be amply stocked,and your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for your girl...along with breakfast in bed. Wink-Wink.

3.Less than $20 in his wallet. A real grown assed man should always carry a wallet containing enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the credit or debit cards.

4.A Nerf hoop in his living room.Really? How old are you, eighteen? Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else's office.

5.A Futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, "Let's get it in on your futon" -Plus...That's so 80's.

6.PlayStation thumb. When they're relaxing,some so called grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises on your hands, then you're assuredly missing out on a life.

7.A recent story with the phrase "And then I said to the cop…" No explanation should be needed for that last one.