Saturday Seven - Seven Recent Truths

1. I haven't done one of these posts in a long time.



2.You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, it is a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck.

3 . All idiots, after reading #2, will more than likely try it.


4. And discover that #2 is a lie.

5. You are smiling now because YOU realize you are an idiot.


6 . You soon will share this with other idiots.

7 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed some company.