Friday, March 9, 2012

Weekend Humor (Oxymorons)



Okay,just so you don't think I'm being overly deep..Let me explain to you what an oxymoron is...An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning. So with that taken care of...Here are a few-

46.Kinder Gentler Republican administration


45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien

42. Advanced BASIC


41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food


39. Good grief


38. Same difference


37. Almost exactly


36. Government organization


35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together


33. Legally drunk


32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt head

26. Military intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Child Proof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood

16. Peace force

15. Extinct life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses

11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve-ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works

Have a great weekend everybody!

3 comments:

Arlene said...

Here's my favorite: Jumbo shrimp!
Have a great weekend cousin! My brother will be sliding in and out of Philly this weekend. A childhood friend will be funeralized. Black men have a hard, sometimes short life. Love you!

Sean said...

I liked the first one ! LOL!

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