A patient went to see the doctor.
Doctor,: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient:"My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. And next week I want you back here for a hearing test. Good lawd......"
Have a great weekend everybody!
14 comments:
HIllarious!
That was funny!
LMAO at that one!
Good One Keith!
OMG! That was terrible! LOL!
You wrong for that one Keith..You just wrong! LMFAO!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! LOL!
Okay, that was just plain nasty! LOL!
Warped!
Between Keith's Space and Escapades, you've got me on the floor rolling over here Keith!
Too Funny!
You never cease to amaze me fam! LOL!
Love your blog...Been reading it since it's inception..Thought I'd finally comment! Love your other blogs too!
That was nasty! Funny, but nasty!LOL!
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