The Donald's BiG Bombshell!

So we all waited with baited breath when Donald Trump announced that he had some blockbuster news about ''Obama"...News that might change the election!

This is what he came up with! 

And well, I've got to tell you... This sure wasn't worth waiting for. Professional loud-speaking person Donald Trump has dropped the "bombshell" he promised would upend President Obama's campaign for re-election.

 Turns out all the Donald wants is a little transparency from the prez. "We know very little about our president," he says loudly. So in exchange for President Obama releasing his college and passport records, the real-estate mogul will donate $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice. Sounds like a circus stunt by a carnival barker to me.

Donald Trump says President Obama has until Oct. 31 to produce the documents, and not surprisingly, Social media is disappointed. As @ninatypewriter said, "Donald Trump has a different definition for the word bombshell than the rest of the world."

 

"We know very little about our president," says  Donald Trump loudly. I'll tell you what we do know about Donald Trump...That's he's an idiot!  I've suspected he was for years now....But today..I'm convinced!