Friday, December 21, 2012

Weekend Humor

A beautiful lady was sitting next to a guy on the plane......
The lady said to him '' Can you help me remove something from my breast please?
‘'The excited young man replied, ''Wow! Why yes.. It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?'
 "Your Eyes ,Idiot!" she replied....


Have a great weekend everybody!

1 comment:

Big Mark 243 said...

That reminds me of a time I was in a mall and staring at a woman's bosom...

She caught me and rudely and loudly said, "Grown a** man actin' like he ain't never seen a t***y before".

One of the rare times I did not skip I beat and replied, "I have seen them before but just not when I am out shopping!"

Enjoy the holidays Keith!!




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