Friday, November 1, 2013

Weekend Humor

Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.

"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.

"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.

The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."

HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND EVERYONE!

4 comments:

Brenda said...

Too Cute!

Halo said...

That was silly!

Jane said...

LOL!

Arlene said...

Oh Keithie!! That "oxyie" is working your brain!! Heal young brother, and get back to full strength and full funny!! Love you and have a great weekend




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