Friday, November 15, 2013

Weekend Humor



Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man: yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?...

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man  Correct!

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
 Yeah!

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Well, Where's your Ferrari?


Everybody have a super groovy weekend!

7 comments:

Tate 2 said...

Good One Keith!

Swaggie said...

LOL! Loved It!

Angie B. said...

Funny!

Sunflower said...

Have a nice weekend Keith!

Lisa said...

Too cute!

Halo said...

Hahahahahahaha!

Vanessa said...

Too Funny!




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