Saturday, November 30, 2013

Weekend Humor


Bill was embarking on a long trip and decides his wife should wear a locked steel panties so that she wouldn't cheat on him. He locks the panties and gives the key to his best friend Ed saying, "Bro, if I don't come back in 4 weeks, set her free".

Bill was only 30 minutes into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind him. It was Edward running after him.  

"What's wrong?" Bill asked.

Edward, still panting says, "You gave me the wrong key!"

Everybody have a super groovy weekend.

2 comments:

Ludo said...

This is an amazing photo!

Bill said...

Who cares about the joke...I'm looking at the photo!




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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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