Friday, September 5, 2014

Weekend Humor

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. 

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck
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The lawyer turns around. 

What the hell do you think you’re doing?” he snaps!

“Oh..I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” says the man.

Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?” 

EVERYBODY HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

These have always been a favorite.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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