Friday, July 3, 2015

Weekend Humor

A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He says,''Open the vault lady''. The woman says, ''Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here''.

The man says, ''Open the vault right now or I'm going to blow your  head off'. "

She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, 'Take out one of those jars''.

The woman pleads with the man, "Please man listen, I promise you we don't have any money here. I'm telling you that this is a sperm bank''. 

The man said, 'Take out one of those jars right now or I'll blow your  head off'". 

The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, ''Take lid off and swallow it''.

  She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him again saying, ''Sir, this is sperm. Please, Im not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave''.  

The man says, ''Take the lid off and drink it or ill blow your  head off''. 

So the woman takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazment he takes off the mask and it is her husband.  

He looks at her and says, ''See! It's not that  difficult is it??."


EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

3 comments:

Toni said...

Awwww that was nasty! LMAO!~

Angie B. said...

That was sick! LMBAO!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Too funny!




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