Friday, September 11, 2015

Weekend Humor

A cop is doing his regular patrol and sees a car parked in the lover's lane with the windows all steamy.

He approaches the car and knocks on the window. "Can I help you officer?" the boy inside the car asks the officer.

The cop replies, "Uh, yeah. What are you guys doing out here so late?"

The boy replies, " We were uh studying for uh ahhhh biology test..."

The cop asks him, "Biology eh??  In your underwear???Son, have you been drinking?"

The boy replies, "No way sir, I'm only twenty."

The cop looks at the girl, "And how old is she?"

The guy checks his smartphone, "Sir, in ten minutes she will be eighteen."

EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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