Saturday, December 12, 2015

Weekend Humor



A man and his wife are on their honeymoon.

To show his dominance, the man takes off his pants and tells the woman,

"Put on my pants."

She does but she says,

"They're too big, they don't fit me."
...
He responds-

 "Damn right, that's why I wear the pants in the relationship and always will."

The woman tells the man to put on her underwear.

He tries hard, but can't. He says, "I can't get into your panties."

She replies, "That's the way it's going to be unless you stop being an asshole."


EVERYBODY HAVE A JOYOUS WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: There are times when I feel completely helpless to alter the circumstances in my life. I am powerless to turn around a bad economy, or ensure a favorable report from my doctor, or guarantee my spouse will always love me, or make sure I am never in an accident. When I sense that I have no control over what is occurring in my life, my energy lags and fear and frustration begin to overwhelm me. Let your spirit of peace spill freely over me until I recover my inner calm. Help me remember that it is not control that gives me peace, but knowing that I am loved and beloved by the heart of heaven. Amen.









































































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