Friday, March 25, 2016

Weekend Humor

Two 5 year old black kids (boy and girl) went out trick or treating in a rich Texas suburb.

They knocked on this guys door and said trick or treat, The guy asked them what they were dressed as? The little girl said "Jack n Jill"

The guy said "You cant be Jack n Jill you're both black"

So the kids left and came back and the guy said "And what are you guys supposed to be this time?"

The little girl said "Hansel n Gretal"

The guy says "You cant be Hansel n Gretal you're black"

So the kids leave upset only to come back a few minutes later.

This time they were naked. The guys says " And just what are you supposed to be now?"

The little girl says "M&Ms, I'm plain and he got nuts"


EVERYBODY HAVE A GROOVALICIOUS WEEKEND!
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