Friday, May 20, 2016

Weekend Humor

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.

The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat out.

Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the middle, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

 Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?" 

 "I'm Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy blind or what?"  

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.  

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see that, surely."  she said . 

"But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have to write you up."  he said.

"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," returned the irate woman. 

"But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected. 

"That's true; but you have all the equipment." she said. 


THE MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. 


Have a great weekend everybody!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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