Friday, June 17, 2016

Weekend Humor

3 women died in a car crash and when they arrive at the gates of Heaven St. Peter greets them and takes them to God. "Ok," said God, "I know all you three women have been very nice people throughout your life so your are free to do what your please in Heaven just do not step on the ducks." 

Sure enough when they go through the gates of Heaven they're ducks everywhere and its hard not to step on them Unfortunately one of the women do,

"What was the one thing I told you not to do," God asked her, "I told you not to step on the ducks," and with a click of his fingers she was handcuffed to the most ugliest man she had ever seen in her life. A couple of weeks passed and it as growing more and more difficult not to step on the ducks and the next women stepped on one, "I told you not to step on the ducks" God said to her when he found out and with another click of his fingers she was cuffed to the ugliest man she had ever seen. 

The third women was careful and after 3 years had never stepped on a duck and all off a sudden she was cuffed to the most gorgeous man she had ever seen and she said "I dont know what I have done but it must of been something good" 

And the man replies, "I dont know about you but I stepped on a duck"

Everybody have a groovalicious weekend!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes it is so hard to wait. To wait for new things to happen in my life. To wait for you to answer my prayers. To wait for the open doors that may lead me into a new way of being. During the time of waiting, it seems that all I can think of is having what it is I am waiting for. At times I feel weary of asking and waiting, and I wonder if you really hear my prayers at all, if you are ignoring me, or if you are simply refusing to give me my heart’s desire. A part of me knows that you want my best, and that your time is not my time, but Lord, it is still so hard to wait. Deepen my trust, O Lord, during the times when my heart longs for what can only come in the fullness of time. Give me a calm assurance that your will for me is grander than anything I could ever imagine. Still my mind and heart in your love so that I am mindful of the grace you are draping around me every single day, every single moment. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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