A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line.
She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
So
the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then
instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her
left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.
As the
woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you
don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on
your thighs?”
She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas!”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Everybody hAVE a sexilicious weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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