Friday, January 27, 2017

Weekend Humor


A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.


He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"


The Madam is astonished, she says "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal."


 The trucker replies, "Listen darlin, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick."




Have the best weekend you possibly can!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When my life is moving along at break-neck speed, I feel so distracted from the things that are really important to my heart and soul. It seems like my lack of focus keeps me from paying attention to what really nourishes me. Help me learn to give less priority to what only leaves me feeling empty. Remind me that when I give priority to what is really important everything else falls into place with greater ease. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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