Friday, February 10, 2017

Weekend Humor




A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.


One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.


The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded,


"Well, if you must know, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."


Since the woman had tried everything else she could think of and was out of ideas, she decided to try doing the same things to her tomato garden to see if it would work.




So twice a day for two weeks, she exposed herself to her garden, hoping for the best.


  One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red? "He asked.


"No,they didn't.." she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."




EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes it is so hard to wait. To wait for new things to happen in my life. To wait for you to answer my prayers. To wait for the open doors that may lead me into a new way of being. During the time of waiting, it seems that all I can think of is having what it is I am waiting for. At times I feel weary of asking and waiting, and I wonder if you really hear my prayers at all, if you are ignoring me, or if you are simply refusing to give me my heart’s desire. A part of me knows that you want my best, and that your time is not my time, but Lord, it is still so hard to wait. Deepen my trust, O Lord, during the times when my heart longs for what can only come in the fullness of time. Give me a calm assurance that your will for me is grander than anything I could ever imagine. Still my mind and heart in your love so that I am mindful of the grace you are draping around me every single day, every single moment. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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