There is this African-American kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the kids of color.
So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad.
"Hey dad look I'm white!"he says.
"Boy,what the hell is wrong with you?" says his dad, enraged..
His dad kicks his ass, and says
"Go Show your mother how stupid you were."
He does..
"Hey mom look I'm white!" he says...
"Boy,what the hell is wrong with you?" says his mother, enraged..
His mom beats the shit out of him then tells him to go show his grandma.
"Go Show Big Momma how stupid you are!" she says
"Hey Big Momma look I'm white", he says..
"BOyyyy you aint got the brains God gave ya..." she says..
She beats his ass (Big Momma style) and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says
"Son have you learned anything from this?
The kid says "Hellll yeah I've learned I have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 black people.
Everybody have a great weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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