A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even
say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His
receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the
nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill replied, pleased. So he
worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch.
Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big
beautiful bistro.
"My apartment is just around the corner. Would you
like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied.
At her
apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back
and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed
by Bills family, friends, and co-workers.
Bill just sat there... naked.
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: There are times when I feel completely helpless to alter the circumstances in my life. I am powerless to turn around a bad economy, or ensure a favorable report from my doctor, or guarantee my spouse will always love me, or make sure I am never in an accident. When I sense that I have no control over what is occurring in my life, my energy lags and fear and frustration begin to overwhelm me. Let your spirit of peace spill freely over me until I recover my inner calm. Help me remember that it is not control that gives me peace, but knowing that I am loved and beloved by the heart of heaven. Amen.
1 comment:
Uhhhhh Bill Cosby?!?!?!?
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