Friday, January 19, 2018

Weekend Humor

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT......???


 Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.


 Did you hear about the gay guy that’s on the patch?
He’s down to four butts a day.


Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year!


Did you hear about the kid napping? Yeah, he woke up!

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony was long and boring, but the reception was great!


EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes it is so hard to wait. To wait for new things to happen in my life. To wait for you to answer my prayers. To wait for the open doors that may lead me into a new way of being. During the time of waiting, it seems that all I can think of is having what it is I am waiting for. At times I feel weary of asking and waiting, and I wonder if you really hear my prayers at all, if you are ignoring me, or if you are simply refusing to give me my heart’s desire. A part of me knows that you want my best, and that your time is not my time, but Lord, it is still so hard to wait. Deepen my trust, O Lord, during the times when my heart longs for what can only come in the fullness of time. Give me a calm assurance that your will for me is grander than anything I could ever imagine. Still my mind and heart in your love so that I am mindful of the grace you are draping around me every single day, every single moment. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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