Weekend Humor

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his
pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Becky," he whispered. 

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." 
 
He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, 

"I have something I must confess to you."he said.
 
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. 

"Everything's all right, go to sleep." she said.
 
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your Mother!" he gasped..

"I know," Becky whispered softly. 

"That's why I poisoned you."

EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!