Friday, March 9, 2018

Weekend Humor

A 96-year old man is pleading with the doctor for a lower sex drive.

 "Surely you're imagining things," says the doctor.

"You're 96 years old. Isn't all the feeling for sex just in your head?"  asked the Doctor..

"Yes," replies the elderly man, "That's why I want you to lower my sex drive to the place where it might do more good."



EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: I feel so uncertain, so unsure. I want to trust that you are present, that you are acting on my behalf, and that you hear and will answer my prayers. Yet, my confidence is spent, my faith flat. You speak in my heart and tell me to seek your face, and I am longing for the sureness of your presence, the touch of your breath, the warmth of your love. In my doubt, O God, let your Spirit hover over me with the gentleness of angel’s wings, until I am opened to faith and once again recognize the pattern of your face. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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