Friday, May 18, 2018

Weekend Humor

A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". 
 
Then he grabs her pussy and says "Ouuuuuu weeeeee,Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". 
 
She turns to him smiles,grabs his dick and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother" 


Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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