A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains.
He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. ''I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'."..
''What type of bra?'' asked the clerk.
''Type?'' inquires the man ''There is more than one type?''
''Look Around,'' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size color and material.
''Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three
types of bras,'' replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The saleslady replied ''The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?''
Still confused the man asked ''What is the difference between them?''
The lady responded ''It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."
Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.
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