Friday, October 26, 2018

Weekend Humor

A blonde woman comes home to discover her husband naked in bed.

He begins to have a heart attack so she runs to the phone to call the police.

At this point her daughter runs up to her and says "Aunt Lilly is in your closet and she's naked."

The blonde woman slams down the phone and runs to the closet and opens the door.

Sure enough, there is her sister hiding behind their clothes.

The blonde woman, now furious, yells "My husband is having a heart attack and all you are doing is running around naked scaring my kids?"


EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXALICIOUS WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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