A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink
his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The
man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so
he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice
say "You're a handsome man!"
The man looked around, but still couldn't
see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer, the
voice said again "What a stud you are!"
The man was so baffled by this
that he asked the bartender what was going on.
The bartender said "Oh,
it's the nuts--they're complimentary."
Everybody have a great weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: Sometimes it is so hard to wait. To wait for new things to happen in my life. To wait for you to answer my prayers. To wait for the open doors that may lead me into a new way of being. During the time of waiting, it seems that all I can think of is having what it is I am waiting for. At times I feel weary of asking and waiting, and I wonder if you really hear my prayers at all, if you are ignoring me, or if you are simply refusing to give me my heart’s desire. A part of me knows that you want my best, and that your time is not my time, but Lord, it is still so hard to wait. Deepen my trust, O Lord, during the times when my heart longs for what can only come in the fullness of time. Give me a calm assurance that your will for me is grander than anything I could ever imagine. Still my mind and heart in your love so that I am mindful of the grace you are draping around me every single day, every single moment. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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