Weekend Humor

Boy: The principal is so dumb! 

Girl: Do you know who I am? 

Boy: No...

Girl: I am the principal's daughter! 

Boy: Do you know who I am? 

Girl: No... 

Boy: Good!


 *Walks away* 


II-


A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

 The lady says, "Come Again!" 

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time." 


Last One

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

 Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)



EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!