Saturday, April 4, 2009

Weekend Joke


There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so, he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so, would his paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was a lot of yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children was costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up, spoke to the crowd, and said... "Children are a gift from God." Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice and said, "Rain is also a gift from God but, when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers!"


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19 comments:

Jillian said...

LMAO!!!

that was great!! hahahahaa....

Thanks for the weekend laugh!

I hope you are having a very relaxed weekend Keithmeister!!

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Amen to that. You know it always takes an elder to put things in perspective. (smile)

Love, peace and blessings for a great weekend.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Cute...*NFCH*

Angie B. said...

LMAO @ You...

Sunflower said...

Has the weekend joke taken the place of "Saturday's Seven"? (Loved the last two jokes.)

Simon Bastion said...

Lololol..That was funny!

Jazzy said...

That was funny!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Little Old Ladies always set you straight!! lolol!

Sean said...

Hahahahahaha...Didn't see that coming!

Lisa said...

Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today!

Halo said...

That was funny...Hope you're having a great weekend Keith!

Vanessa said...

Great!!!!lolololol!

Tate 2 said...

Good One Keith!

Swaggie said...

Nothing like an Old Church Lady Joke..I've heard about a dozen of em.

Captain Jack said...

Funny!

Cheryl said...

Nice Blogs..I just checked out both of them...Will definitely be returning.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious....Have a great weekend Keith!

Go.

Cheryl said...

Hillarious!!!

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