There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so, he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so, would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was a lot of yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children was costing the church.
Finally, the preacher got up, spoke to the crowd, and said... "Children are a gift from God." Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice and said, "Rain is also a gift from God but, when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers!"
19 comments:
LMAO!!!
that was great!! hahahahaa....
Thanks for the weekend laugh!
I hope you are having a very relaxed weekend Keithmeister!!
Amen to that. You know it always takes an elder to put things in perspective. (smile)
Love, peace and blessings for a great weekend.
Cute...*NFCH*
LMAO @ You...
Has the weekend joke taken the place of "Saturday's Seven"? (Loved the last two jokes.)
Lololol..That was funny!
That was funny!
Little Old Ladies always set you straight!! lolol!
Hahahahahaha...Didn't see that coming!
Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today!
That was funny...Hope you're having a great weekend Keith!
Great!!!!lolololol!
Good One Keith!
Nothing like an Old Church Lady Joke..I've heard about a dozen of em.
Funny!
Nice Blogs..I just checked out both of them...Will definitely be returning.
Hilarious....Have a great weekend Keith!
Go.
Hillarious!!!
Quite useful data, thank you for this article.
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